Another GF/Wife breakup/divorce

As well he should...from his chair in the corner.

 

I get a chair? Hawt damn!

 

The one I put nails through the bottom of.

 

Holy shit do you need your fucking hair pulled...

C'mon D, make it happen, Sir

 

Dern's new love swing.

 

Flesh hooks are interesting live.

 

Pft.
Don't you worry about Dern.
Wouldn't have made it this long if he didn't take care of me. 9 years this month.

 

Damn.

I'm two years past due for my 7 year itch!

 

70% of the time its the chick scratching the itch, not the guy. Remember that.

 

I wasn't planning on having a guy do it...

 

Just getting back on the OP topic

 

Just wear a rubber please.

 

You must be new around here...

 

I'll take a squirter any day...... Hell yea!!!

 

Dern run out quick and buy her some shit. She mentioned an anniversary and so that means you should know about it too. Albeit, 9 years is an odd number. 10 is better. That's how we do special dates, at 5 year increments. Easier to remember. It has a good square feel to it. See, we've been marred (yes I spelled that correctly) for over 20 years. Not sure which year though. I reckon the ol lady will let me know. What was we talking about? Sorry, I got to rambling.

Run dude....run.

 

Sounds like a hall pass to me.

 

You said...

I heard...I like golden showers.

 

I do not have a penis. He has a hall pass if he wants to get boned by some dude

I am pretty certain that he won't seal the deal so he doesn't have an anniversary to remember.