Rollie Free

You try riding in a Michelin-man suit.

 

I wouldn't put up with that shit either.

 

How'd you get dead cows to make your suit?

 

It's udderly impossible.






















I'll be here all week folks.

 

You're gonna milk this for all it's worth, aren't you...

 

...at least till the cows come home.

 

Make fun of Jimmy at your own risk. You won't be laughing when the fat guy on the little bike smokes you on the track or helps you fix your busted-up shit. He is my friend and he is one cool-ass mo-fo.

 

I think the suit is officialy from "Omar the Tent Maker", I swear it came straight from Pakistan! (and in like only 5 business days from when I placed the order!) I got to pick the color too, figured white, to beat the heat. Well, seemed like a good idea at the time. Not realizing my potential resemblance to Bibendum. Now I feel compelled to run Michelins all the time.

 

Sup Jimmy?
Thanks again for fixing my busted up shit.

 

Should have bought white with black spots, you could be either betsy or all 101 dalmatians

 

Kicking this thread up for, you know, sheer awesomeness.

 

Very good.
Even the wife laughed.

Will we get another chance to “See Spot Race” ?

 

Full circle

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