MotoGP | 2023 | Silly Season

You can be as condescending as you want, but here’s what we know:
Jack has ridden for KTM and has a history there and is clearly welcomed back with open arms.

In 4 years Jack has always beaten MO in the points championship.

what we can speculate from what I was told as well as what’s been published: MO doesn’t seem to be a big team player. Won’t push past his comfort level and married his sister.

but hey, maybe you’re fucking your sister which is why you defend him?

I don’t care either way, as my money is not being used for either rider. Just what I’ve been told by what I consider a reliable source.

take that as you will because Jack Miller probably didn’t sign your T-Shirt.

 

Let's hope they swap constructors so we can see how that streak goes in the next couple of years.

 

Absolutely!! I’ll eat some crow

 

I agree that the bike has a lot more to do with it than anything else.

Also on a side note, I've never fucked my sister.

 

That is pretty lame characterization. Who is condescending now?

 

I respond as needed. Dude has a hard on for me for some reason.

 

Shit talking is probably strong, but they definitely are past the phase of putting on the right spin so that everything sounds good.

You know better than to look at a single event and project it into a generalization.

We also know pure sporting performance is rarely the sole reason for any contract action in MotoGP, or any other big money sport.

Miller does well enough on track, doesn’t rock corporate boats, and will help move a lot more units in English speaking countries than Oliveira. Oliveira is a fantastic rider, but it’s clearly not working so it’s probably better to roll the dice on an essentially lateral trade.

 

He already said his sister wasn't interested in him.

 

I thumbs uped this just for the allegations of sister fucking. I love this place.

Miguel’s step-sister-wife is pretty cute. If my parents had divorced and dad brought that home alongside the new wife I’d definitely have been on a mission to hit it.

Free pussy under the same roof, what teenage boy could ask for more? Miguel is living out a porn video. Plus, Portugal isn’t a large country so cousin and sister fucking I assume is on brand.

If I had my guess, Jack being a good company man is probably the biggest advantage he has over MO. Jack reminds me of Nicky in that regard. Nicky was always smart about that. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see Jack ride or work again for Ducati, or Honda at some point as he doesn’t burn bridges.

Why not, does she only like black wang? Got pics? We can tell you if you should reconsider your position. Might ask Robby Bobby to forward them to Miguel Oliveira for an opinion as Miguel is the SME on this.

 

Please cite his 10 finishes outside of the top 10. Unless you're the only person on the planet that is counting "did not finish" results as finishes...

 

So, if you start a race and DNF, you don’t consider that outside the Top 10?

 

Yeah, nobody does that dude. That makes absolutely zero sense. A non start or non finish cannot by definition be assigned a score. By that logic, all of us beebers (other than The Ben!) have finished our MotoGP careers outside the top 10.

 

I can't tell if you're kidding or not, but in case you're actually serious, then maybe you should have said "of the races where he didn't crash or the bike have a mechanical, he has a decent record of top 10 finishes..."

Last I checked - if you start a race, ANY result is a "finish". Announcers use that, racers say the same thing, and us armchair Team owners also use that wording.

You are saying "in races where he saw a checkered flag...."

 

[QUOTE="younglion, post: 5991067, member: 32572"

Last I checked - if you start a race, ANY result is a "finish". [/QUOTE]

what does DNF stand for?

 

Seems in 'The Great One's" world it means Does Not Factor.

 

Just in case this question ever comes up again

 

What's the definition of finish? (as referenced in my original post)

What does DNF stand for?

Why does the MotoGP site show crashers as "not classified" in the official results instead of with the finishers?

If only 5 people see the checkered flag, does that mean the rest finished in the top 10?

 

I've lapped someone, but crashed on the last lap after taking the white flag. I still "finished" in front of the person I lapped, having never taken the checkered flag, while the lapper did see the checkered flag.

 

You didn't finish the race you were just finished

 

You don't finish 100 percent of the races you don't start