It was fun while it lasted...

If I frickin lose everything I own, I'm moving to Iowa!

 

and also lose your dignity and taste in motorcycles???

 

Anyone experience that dust storm yesterday? 100mph winds.

 

straight outta Interstellar

 

Sounds good. Ill take you to the strip club!

 

Everything I know about Iowa I learned in the movie Cedar Rapids.

 

Its even more fun than the movie!

 

What about Field of Dreams, State Fair, The Music Man and Children of the Corn? Oh, and home of good old Captain Kirk!

 

What in the name of god is that circular thing?

 

Yeah...none of those had Anne Heche in her underwear.

 

All the cool Iowans have one... (All 3)

https://www.google.com/search?q=corn+silo+gazebo

 

Or Walter O’Reilly

 

Ashton & Mila are known to drop by.

 

A trampoline.

 

The trampoline?

No worries, it is unlikely that it is still there......

EDIT: Depraved minds think alike.

 

Nice reuse of a small silo.

 

Desperate situations call for desperate measures.

Iowa isn’t as bad as some people seem to think.
Well at least the Des Moines metro isn’t.

 

Ballers.

 

You shut your whore mouth.