Goofy sayings from people...

Not for nothing.

Pronounced "notfernuttin"

 

No love for "that being said" or "at the end of the day"?

 

Couldn't hit a bull on the butt with both hands.

My new favorite -ism for ineptitude.

 

He could fall onto a bucket of tits and come out sucking his thumb.

 

Only took me 4 minutes to get a new favorite.

 

Ok m’fers……..fess up whoever you are that actually says some of this stuff………you know who you are………. One or 2 I’m admitting to dammit

 

I'll keep my shame private, if you don't mind!

 

C’mon man.

 

I wouldn’t believe you if you swore you were lying.

 

In 52 years between central Florida & upstate SC AND being a truck driver I've heard and said some pretty goofy stuff. After 27 years I can still get the wtf look from my wife!

 

I heard that one during a WSB broadcast. Toseland had just taken the lead at Assen and suffered a mechanical. They said "boobies", not "tits".

 

Here's one that has pissed me off for years..

"Don't put that there"

 

Where is he talking about?

 

I’ve known my cousin’s husband for 16 years now and he’s always said: “on a daily basic” instead of daily “basis”

I’ll never correct him

 

"I've got an ideal."

"I'll be pacific"

 

Dill waffle I used to have to sit in meetings with always said 'fur se' instead of per se.

No one corrected him either.

 

If you did...oh boy

 

two hats like that one to shit in the other to cover it with , dad talking about cowboy hats

 

the way i remember it was couldnt hit a bull in the ass with a base fiddle.

 

"Long story short" - no, that intro just tells me it's gonna be longer.

"Slicker then cum on a gold tooth." Heard that a lot years ago around here. Not so much any more.

"This is gonna learn ya'"