Girlfriend comes in the bedroom yesterday morning to inform me our yorkie had a log stuck in his fur.I had to get scissors out to preform minor surgery and it had corn in it,so guess Yoshi can't pass corn either!
Human guts digest the internal parts of a corn kernel but not the shell so the shells come out in your shit, people usually assume it's the entire kernel but its just the outer portion.
Alright, I’ll play… so I let my kids say any words in all three languages we speak as I stressed their intentions more than the actual words as you can be mean with nice words if you try… One day a kid pissed them both off… one said that Billy is a real “juice bag!” and the other chimed in “yeah a real juice bag!” So I asked why they were talking about and what kind of juice he was… they said they didn’t know something yucky or too sour… I left it at that and tried to refrain from calling people douchebags in front of them after that
Quite a while ago, my son (now 21) came to me and said "Dad!! I just found this new band called Pantera! They're awesome!!" I think I cried, it was such an awesome sight!