How do you get to Clemson from here? South until you smell it, then West until you step in it. How do you get to Bob Jones from here? Turn right and go straight.
My FIL always has me hold the end, gets out to where he wants to be and asks me "What do you have on your end?" I fell for it once.
I say it that way all the time, leftover influence from my grandfather who did stuff like that on purpose to make himself (and me) laugh