Yeah, like maybe the add said forks for sale. Picture below. And then in the picture there was a set of Showa's sitting in some guys kitchen right next to the dinner table that had some silverware on it. Its not the seller's fault that Metalhead didn't read the description thoroughly and overpaid a couple hundred bucks for a 2 utensils.
By the time you come up with something worth driving to the post office for, he will have divorced the wife again, sold that house, started a falafel truck business, crashed it in the first rainstorm, gotten back together with the wife and moved to a new address closer to his new job at the BMW factory.
Nah, his old job was at the BMW factory. He’s now the king of all things Pizza! He’s eyeing the assistant managers spot as we speak.
Driving to the post office....fawk that. I'm in Greenville for work all the time. I'll just go shit in his fort.
Didn't come postage collect and used your real name and not something I would have made up up so, it wasn't me.
Eat some peanuts and cashews for me before you do. Just to make sure its extra crunchy. He likes his poo like he likes his peanut butter.