Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

She clearly stated she respected and admired me. I guess I’m not allowed to question her sketchy shit tho. Cute. We’ll see what she has to say. We could all be totally wrong

 

Bruh...Bruh...just let us know when you put the just married sign on the back of the Audi on the way to the jailhouse.

 

Someone’s been reading <3
R u my biggest fan, Stan?

 

definitely not "guise."

better get back to that DoD job bruh

 

So you must be a minimum wage earner like the rest of us smucks, unlike the OP

 

Clean my peanut shells off the floor! My Persian cat will enter shortly

 

The fact she let him take the pic says shes into him. I'd bail.

 

Was that the one with the phat ass? What pictures did the mods delete? I wanna save it on my cell phone as screen saver and fap myself to sleep to it late at night.

 

It wasn't him it was someone else, a "pro" that took the pic

Sent from my smatrfone

 

It wuz a phrofessnal proto slchlute

Cent frum mi klit

 

Boo fucking hoo.

You know how to ignore me

 

Her ass looked the the practice cushions for the Chicago Bears.

 

The the the

The the the the

 

Like "bad ideas" are any deterrent for this guy!

 

Don't worry, Mike will be in soon to tell you you're not entertaining enough to be bored.

 

So, how many screen saver photos of phat azz chicks that have a boyfriend do you have old man creeper?

 

You're bugging me....

 

Much like roadracing, Mongo destroyed the 2nd pic