Some old guy had my girlfriend as his phones screensaver

Yeah, all in his best interest, no doubt.

 

What's the theme of you bar mitsvah? Star Wars? Baseball?

No! O.P.P. Bitch!!!

 

Been in the mountains for a couple days, kinda sad I missed a “best of”.

I only read page one, but knowing there’s 38 more means there has to be some gold.

Anyone want to summarize this shit show and save me some time?

 

Apparently, you haven’t been the only one.

 

Someone teach me how to post gifs there’s so many perfect responses I’ve missed fuck

 

A train wreck carrying herpes and denial

 

Just for clarification...She is the herpes infected train wreck. He is in denial.

 

She doesn’t have herpes but I’m pretty sure I did at one point my dick burned in the back of my mistubishi

 

Punctuation...

It is fairly important.

 

Ok. Now I know this is fake.

 

Sometimes a little longer leash can return dividends to the remainder members.
Stop interfering. Let nature take its course.

 

also... pretty sure you should never actually SAY anything that's been said to you here, to the actual person. you're just supposed to think about it so you're prepared.

doin' it wrong mang...

 

Oh good Lord, this this meathead Chachi motherfucker drove an Eclipse.

 

Cuckold is confused why women don't respect him.

Or

Dude trolling the beeb.

 

What? You mean you just can’t decide that you don’t have herpes any longer?
Who knew. LOL.

 

Or


She plays linebacker for the Chicago Bears.

 

I hear you just rub some Tussin on your wedding tackle and it clears right up.

 

@Scotty87 does the two pics resemble any LB's?

 

Galant back in my early grad days