I could eat like 800 of them in one sitting. Especially the combination ones. Pretty much all I had to say. The end.
Don’t you have a non-compete or something? You can’t hype Totino’s Pizza Rolls when you’re paid to sling Domino’s!
Those things will cause you to blow out an o ring. Turbo Lax in solid form. If you ever swallowed a penny, buttons or anything else you think might still be in your poop track, eat a few dozen of those things and you'll sure as shit poop it out.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with nope.... INGREDIENTS Enriched Flour (wheat flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), Tomato Puree (water, tomato paste), Water, Cooked Pizza Topping, Made with Pork and Chicken (sausage made with pork and chicken [pork, mechanically separated chicken, salt, spice, maltodextrin (corn, tapioca), natural flavors], water, textured vegetable protein [soy flour, caramel color], soy protein concentrate, sugar, sodium phosphate, potassium chloride, hydrolyzed corn and soy protein, soy flour, yeast extract), Imitation Mozzarella Cheese (water, palm oil, modified corn starch, vegetable oil, rennet casein, salt, sodium aluminum phosphate, potassium chloride, citric acid, guar gum, potassium sorbate [preservative], sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, titanium dioxide [artificial color], maltodextrin, magnesium oxide, zinc oxide, Vitamin A palmitate, riboflavin, Vitamin B12), Vegetable Oil, Pepperoni Seasoned Pork, Chicken and Beef Pizza Topping (pork, mechanically separated chicken, water, soy protein isolate, beef, salt, Contains 2% or less of: pepperoni [pork, mechanically separated chicken, beef, salt, Contains 2% or less of: spices, dextrose, pork stock, lactic acid starter culture, oleoresin of paprika, flavoring, sodium ascorbate, sodium nitrite, BHA, BHT, citric acid], spices, dextrose, oleoresin of paprika, sodium ascorbate, garlic powder, natural flavor, maltodextrin, sodium nitrite, lactic acid starter culture, BHA, BHT, citric acid). Contains less than 2% of: Modified Corn Starch, Rehydrated Fat Free Mozzarella Cheese (water, skim milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes, citric acid, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin B), Sugar, Salt, Modified Whey, Defatted Soy Flour, Dried Onion, Spice, Methylcellulose, Rehydrated Enzyme Modified Cheese (water, milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes), Dextrose, Maltodextrin, TBHQ (preservative), Natural Flavor. CONTAINS CONTAINS WHEAT, SOY AND MILK INGREDIENTS.
I dunno, but if it has more ingredients than parts on the space shuttle I'm definitely not putting that shit down my gullet.