I've reached a new low

Not true, it cures ugly...... at least temporarily!

 

I used to bartend in high school, it was a joke that at 2 am the ugly lights came on and you did a double take of the girl you have been talking to for the last hour!

 

Im crying over here! Thanks for that this morning.....

 

SuddenBraking, one word, Awesome

 

Glad I'm not the only one that uses this term.

 

Mark151, Yesterday at 11:09 PM

Mark151, Today at 12:43 AM

That was a quick night

 

1:34? Easy there ya overachiever, how much more time do you need?

 

and Dinner too....that was fast. Thought as you get older, it goes longer

 

Drive through, and you got it backwards. It takes longer to get going....lol.

 

Also cures indecision.

 

....also cures high standards.

 

And cheapness. Especially on impulse shit like you find on Amazon. lol

 

Drunk Ebay makes interesting packages arrive.

 

“Did i really order that? When???”

 

I actually had an old boss that ordered a pocket bike off ebay and didn't remember doing it. He took me out to his car and it was in the back seat. He new I rode motorcycles and he's like "wtf do I do with this??"

 

You spent three months in a tent?
With no pictures on the walls?

 

you get drunk in the paddock on Saturday night and crash it, silly!

 

It was a fancy tent, with a frame and beautiful hard plywood floors. It was actually a beautiful unspoiled place, Alagnak river, unbelievable summer of fly fishing,

 

Yall need to stop hatin' on the OP.

 

Thanks, because I come on a road racing motorcycle forum to brag about getting denied boarding a plane for to many rum drinks and make up a story for the beeb about a Philippina maid with a note under the door