Damn millennials.....

He stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

 

I stayed at a Smartass Inn Express last night

 

Reminds me of the time Germany bombed Pearl Harbor.

 

Which time ?

 

That one time.

 

No ... they bombed it in WW I and WW II . In the Great War they bombarded with high altitude Zeppelins at night ... so most people didn't know about it

 

Check him for stilts ...

 

In band camp?

 

Better get all your gripes in on Millennials, as they will soon be outnumbered by Generation Z, and we'll have to start blaming stuff on them.

Gen Z is set to outnumber millennials within a year

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-gen-z-millennials-20180820-story.html

 

What is gen Z?

 

Thems that come after the Millennials.

 

My 13 year old daughter makes fun of millenials............is that Gen Z? If so,we might be alright after all

 

Fifth columnists in the Pomona alfalfa fields...

 

Does it happen at a certain age? You just get all butt hurt and hate the younger generations? Cause I'm 31 and I'm pissed that young girls are dressing like my mom did when I was growing up.

 

Yeah, that's pretty normal. You get grumpier, too.

 

Eh, we should all reread the Bongo installments of "Life In Hell" and remember what it's like to distrust our elders.

For you whippersnappers, that's what The Guy Who Created The Simpsons did before the Tracey Ullman show.

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Um. Maybe that doesn't help at all.

 

So your mom wore yoga pants? That seems to be what all women wear anymore.

 

Not around here, those are like so 2 yrs ago. Now it's ugly high waist mom jeans cut off at the butt cheek...

 

Have to wander around with a pepper porter and flannel scented incense to seal the deal....
Wait? Or is that hipsters?


Eh. Same thing.