The Olympics

I suspect he recalls swatting pterodactyls from their nests to harvest eggs...

 

As soon as I saw it I was instantly thinking this. You beat me to it

 

Mother f@ckin' horse dancing is on! Some human on a horse that dances to the f@ckin' Beatles!

How is that even a sport much less in the Olympics!?!?

A horse, dancing! What next, monkeys on tricycles synchronized riding?

 

Why yes, I was able to forcibly remove a mother pera-whats it's face, to get to the eggs even though that sucker had a wingspan of 4 feet and had teeth all over the place. Just you don't forget it when you're insulting me.


or whatever.

 

Now that I might watch.

 

Why does this make me think of the 2016 presidential race?

 

A horse doing the waltz might be really entertaining.

 

or Twerking

 

Meh, we've all seen that enough. The Karashians have been doing that for years.

 

A couple of them have asses like small horses.

 

I must have missed the twerking horses. How about the Hokey Pokey?

 

What a freaking disgrace. No wonder nobody respects the sport of boxing and many dont respect the Olympics.

http://deadspin.com/5931226/was-this-disgraceful-olympic-boxing-match-fixed

 

Fixed it for you Orvis.

 

That's what a twerking stallion does.

 

That article is from 2012...But, I have read about a lot of horribly judged boxing matches this time around. Many of them going Russia's way. I especially liked the Irish guy direct-tweeting Putin asking how much he paid.

 

Holy crap. How in the heck did I end up on a 4 year old article?

 

I actually assumed that you knew, what with the mention of the Olympics in London and all…

I figured the main point was valid nonetheless so I didn't bring it up. I should have remembered that you will link anything without even thinking it through and hope it sticks.

 

Ryan Lochte back in U.S. as Brazilian judge orders his passport seized

 

That will teach me to watch a video without the sound on.

 

Sandra Perkovic.

I ain't scared... I'd climb that mountain!