favorite funny movie lines

'Airplane'

 

1) "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy".

2) "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration"?

3) "I fart in your general direction".

 

Nope.
<edit> Shows you how up on SNL I am. Yeah, that one. The whole scene on the rock cracks me up.

Possibly before your time Travis.
Hint: It won the Academy Award for Best Picture.

 

That's Pacino. Don't remember the movie. Maybe Devil's Advocate?

 

"we're on the pipe, dive by five". What does that mean? I think I've always wanted to da that. Movie?

 

3 the holy grail

 

Heat

 

1. "If I had the time, I'd take those rosary beads and stuff 'em up your nose"

2. "Calm down?!?!? I'm standing here with my dork in my hand!!!"

3. "This town needs an enema"

 

Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid?

 

"You just keep thinkin' there Butch. That's what you're good at."

"Morons! I got morons on my team!"

Film is full of good lines.

 

Cannonball!

Johnny Dangerously

Batman

There's a ton of great lines in Johnny Dangerously. Maureen Stapleton cracked me up. :up:

 

Bounty Hunter-"I had to come back"

Josey -"I know"
-"You could turn around, walk right out that door"

Bounty Hunter-"Man's got to make a living"

Josey-"Dyin ain't much of a livin boy"

Well, I thought it was funny lol.

 

Hey, Mr. Cornbeef?
Kornbluth!
Whatcha lookin' for down there? Buried treasure?
Wanna know what I'm lookin' for? Boys? I'll tell ya. NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!! THAT'S WHAT I'M LOOKIN' FOR!

Let's pee down his air hose.

 

Mystery Men - Eddie Izzard

 

Speaking of... This one is pretty easy to guess the provenance.

 

Where's your other hand?
Between two pillows.
Those aren't pillows!!!

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

Monty, this is Hackensack, NJ. No scout comes here, you understand that. Trains are going through the outfield right now. But you strike this guy out, I'll take you with me tonight and get you drunk, that's a promise.

 

Define provenance. I'm a tad slow.

 

"He can't be stopped, he's like a knight in shining armor."

"This goes through armor...and a wall... and a tree outside."

 

origin.

 

Slider82 got it.