Why do beautiful women have to be so crazy and toxic?

Tell me about your experience with ugly chicks. Are they good for track weekends?

 

#JimmySoul will tell you how to be happy for the rest of your life.

Sometimes I wish I'd listened.

 

But can she churn butter?

 

Fat women give fantastic head.

They're scared you'll leave and they'll be all alone again.

Kind of like riding a moped.
Have your fun, but don't let your buddies see you.

 

This is the beeb.... we're all married to supermodels that make Tom Brady turn and stare.

 

What if your buddies joy ride your moped while youre on the night shift??

 

It'll be warmed up and ready when you get home!

 

Not if it gets overrevved, and wears out the bore

 

Good stuff! Never heard of him... great tune and lyrics

 

And let's not even mention the trap speed

 

There are alternatives....

 

Show me a hot chick, and I’ll show you someone tired of her shit.

 

Pretty sure we've been lectured about how that isn't possible.

 

What? I am the supermodel and they queue up for miles around...

 

No. Bring the hot ones to the track. Your friends are there. Show off the psycho, dress her up in tight shirts and tiny skirts, earn the respect and awe of your racing buddies and then make sure to get her juuust close enough with them that when you tire of her bullshit they'll be the wolves on the outskirts of the campfire. They'll pounce and 1) she'll be out of your hair, 2) you'll still get to look at her as they flaunt her around, and 3) you will have a subconscious psychological advantage over them as your competitor for as long as they remember her.

 

My chicks pretty good looking already, but when I was running my best lap times a couple weekends ago, she went around the outside, passed me, and held on for 2nd place. Goddamn if she didn't get supermodel hot after that

 

C’mon now, you can’t admit she beat you. You forgot to add, and then I woke up, from a wonderful dream.

 

I guess I'm a weirdo...I don't find Tom's wife all that attractive. I actually think she's kind of plain looking. Now his ex, she's way more my type.

 

TTIWWP

We're going to need visuals in order to make a determination.

I couldn't even tell you who his ex is.

 

I had no idea he was married before. I agree with you, I’m usually dark hair/dark eyes type. But his wife is beautiful too.

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