This one's for you BRAD!!!

Don't you just hate it when you are walking through the halls at work and you find yourself apexing the corners?????

You're welcome Brad!!!

 

you do that too?????

 

Have you ever thought out loud that your dog's/ cat's/ animal type pet's tail could use some safety wire to make it "snag proof"?

 

or how hard it would be to safety wire a rubber on??? .... no more pull and pray......

 

i have actually hit my phone, that was on my waist, on the wall while apexing the corners

 

I drag my elbow along the wall at work. Well when I did work

 

You're so skinny you blend in with the wall when you get close!

 

I have pulled an 'air' wheelie the full length of the longest corridor at work. Started to lose it once but recovered just in time for the breakroom.

I had thought nobody had seen me, until later when I was asked why I was trying to push an imaginary cart along.

However, since the "why do RR's hate Stuntz" thread, I have decided to decist from anymore air wheelies in the work place. Its a buzz - but I cannot condone it.

 

haha, good stuff here, mark.

 

We have round columns here at work that are covered with a rough textured wall paper. When I apex a corner with one, dragging my elbow on it (about the only time I'll ever drag an elbow LOL!) sounds just like a knee puck.

But do you catch yourself leaning into and looking "through" the turn?

Have you seen those football (soccer) commercals where the "victims" legs jerk involentarily in soccer moves?
That would be a cool commercal for AMA racing or for someone selling roadracing stuff. Guys who can't walk around a turn without going wide-tight-wide and craining their heads around.

 

or looking over your shoulders to merge into a perpendicular hallway...... gotta apex that too....

 

There's a pretty kickass downhill left back to an uphill right that is two lanes going into four on my way to work. I find myself "setting people up" for that turn, trying to decide which "line" they're gonna take and then reacting. Did I mention that I am doing this in a "superstock legal" Mazda b4000 pick up truck?

Also, how many of you dirt riders out there when you were kids, would look out the window of the car and, in your mind, jump the culverts and driveways on the side of the road?

 

freaks.

 

I do the culvet thing and I never rode a dirt bike as a kid.

 

No, that comes from being DRAGGED over them by your friends...

 

At least I have friends.

 

DOH!!!

 

oh, so you wanna play dirty, huh? well do ya feel lucky, well, do ya, PUNK!!

 

Hey it's all fun until someone gets mean.