Things chicks dig.

Like paring it down to 42 pairs of shoes? I do admire your willingness to be publicly completely and utterly wrong.

 

My wife likes minimalism. She's always trying to thin out my clothes in the closet. That way she has more room for all her stuff that doesn't fit.

 

Wild... it's almost like everyone is different or something.

 

And skin care products.

 

First we must define what a chick is.

 

I prefer mine without a pen-is, but I'm not here to judge you. You like what you like.

 

Actually, there are a small handful of female archetypes into which all women can be placed. Learn to recognize them and enjoy success with the fairer sex. Or get a dog and live a peaceful life.

 

Your preference makes you a bigot. Or maybe a lesbian. I can't keep track.

 

@Riot i think that’s what they want you to believe. When the chicks have their biannual super secret chick meeting (think Bilderburg but more secretive) they lay out shit they dig.
None of that 1000 different answers shit. They’re uniform, unrelenting and focused in shit they dig.

Dudes? Dudes are stupid, unorganized but some shit is just ingrained in dude dna. Motorcycles, steak, fireworks, fire, fire trucks, V8s, guns. . . Ya’ know, cool shit.

 

^^ this…























Has to be the work of the most brilliant comedy writer of our day.

 

Got the dog. When do I get the peace?

 

When you can take the pebble from my hand.

 

I think it depends on who said chick is.

Are you a sports person that wants a instagram model wife? they dig certain things
How old is said chick?
How educated and corporate ladder or homemaker?
so much to unravel here....and well have to also look at the dude. Is he a douche, selfish, funny, etc.

 

Massive veinous schlongs that don't smell too bad.

 

After all that there’s still a few things that all the chicks, including the ones you described still universally dig. Unicorns, snow tires, pooping yogurt and????

that’s the mission here, sizzle chest. To fill in the unknown for all dude kind.

 

I’m not willing to put in that kind of effort.

 

Sounds good !

 

Right?
I almost died laughing.