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The truth about Cortez.

Discussion in 'General' started by ashleyjaded, Jan 30, 2018.

  1. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    At least once.
     
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  2. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

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  3. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Some people's money met him.....briefly.
     
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  4. auminer

    auminer Renaissance Redneck

    *cough*cough*P. T. Barnum*cough*cough*
     
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  5. ToofPic

    ToofPic Well-Known Member

    Chris...His name is Chris Cortez ..
     
  6. brex

    brex Well-Known Member

    Yo Adrian!
     
  7. But did she learn to tig weld?
     
  8. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Friction welding.
     
  9. Funkm05

    Funkm05 Dork

    Can’t truly separate those for 18 years. :D
     
  10. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    You sure are stingy with your nuggets of truth.
     
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  11. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Enjoy those two as they're the only verifiable ones.
     
  12. Tristan

    Tristan Well-Known Member

    Oh, I'm sure with the super sleuths we have here there's plenty more
     
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  13. Cortez‘ thug life is not interesting enough to warrant further investigation. We’ve already seen nekkid pitchirrs of his wimmens.
     
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