The truth about Cortez.

Poondangle

 

Anybody ever watch that TV show The Guest Book? It has different TV and movie stars staying at a place called Froggy Cabin and all kinds of crazy shit happens.

There was one episode where Lauren Lapkus and her husband spent a weekend there without their kids and she commented that after having a few kids her vagina looked like someone had punched a lasagna.

 

Waiting for threads to get to 100+ pages before going back to them is becoming my favorite pastime here. Read the first page, wait until it gets to 100 (page 108 in this case), then go straight to newest post. Random and entertaining.

 

Poondangle and a punched lasagna

I guess I'll go read a few previous pages to find/explain the transition

 

Back on topic for a minute: how many of you "non-ho's" complied with instructions and followed Cortez on da IG? Is he still awesome? He and Ashley back together?

 

I don't think anyone here isn't a ho. Well, maybe Toe'. But that isn't by choice.

 

just quickly looked it up. seems you need approval from him, which probably means they aren't together.

 

All about the dough

 

Not me.

 

Who?

 

Did anyone ever tell the truth about Cortez?

 

Maybe toofpic did in the welding thread

 

Kids are involved,and so is money.I hope the kids are being taken care of properly,but not interested in saying
anymore.Its sad all around.
I didn't lie,maybe came across a little harsh,but it was the truth.

 

WSBK is about to kick off this weekend. I think this thread will die with the season kicking back off again.

 

Doubt it. Only way to divert attention from a fiery train wreck is with an even bigger train wreck.

 

Well, Suzuki is running a team in WSBK this season, so a fiery train wreck you shall have. @Steeltoe

 

Wizard sleeve

 

Has anyone actually met Cortez?

 

Ashley has.

 

is that the machine that goes "ping"?!