The Queen is Dead

Ummm...ok.
Didn't know the give a shit factor existed.

 

Darn.

 

Oh, that's clever...you've hemmed us all into spouting puns now.

 

Don't make him feel hemmed in.

 

Put a sock in it.

 

Probably more stitched up than hemmed in..

 

Darn it.

 

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

 

I don't mind being the heel.

Back to the King's wardrobe, I mean, how in the hell does this happen? I would think that Chucky has people doing his laundry for him, and probably a valet that picks out his clothing specifically chosen for each event. How the hell does a holy sock end up on your royal foot when you're going to a mosque where even a redneck atheist like me knows you take your shoes off?

Bet that wardrobe valet is fired, or worse.

WWHVIIID?


spoiler:

(what would Henry the 8th do?)

 

Toeing the line, eh?

 

That whole article made me want to vomit, the man has a mindset that is stuck in 1700's.

 

I didn't read any further than the punch line, but, yeah, I can't imagine that the guy has has much exposure to reality.

I could see how that would lead to some odd viewpoints and idiosyncrasies.

 

The real kings...

 

I don’t see any of them switchin’ to glide.