Superman or Batman?

Sure he does. Bruce Wayne surely has the resources at his disposal ($) to get his hands on some Kryptonite.

 

Wolverine is not popular with the ladies.
Those are fingers a gal doesn't want to become intimately familiar with.

 

Superman has some magical powers, is an alien and is a bit dorky. He's seems kind of dim witted at times. Superman is more like David Blaine. Don't let his cool tricks woo you onto his side.

Batman is a dark mental case with a ton of dough and likes cool shit.

Oh and he molests little boys

 

Batman

 

I figured with him being short and your vertical challenges that you and him would see eye to eye.

 

I change my answer

 

The beeb needs a like button.

 

Batman worked for all his crime fighting abilities. Superman 's powers were pretty much handed to him by someone else. I think their political affiliation is obvious.

 

Superman can't kill Batman. One is a "person" and the other is an idea. I rather be an idea than a person.

 

Wolverine is sabertooth's little bitch (going by comics and cartoon)
Batman's is catwoman's bitch
superman has bad taste in women

Braniac!

 

Better ask Miley, I don't think they would have otherwise.

 

Wolverine has a motorcycle.

 

So does batman.

 

Wasn't Windows 8 someone's idea?






Just sayin'...

 

Aquaman.

-steve

 

Wolverine is Canadian, Eh. that disqualifies him from the conversation.

 

And whatever product you work on is a piece if shit



Just saying.

 

Superman is homophobic

 

Superman is Canadian too!