Superman or Batman?

Asked to Anne for no reason over a plate of wings after a long awkward silence of playing on our phones?
"For what?" "For no reason, just pick!"
"Ummmm.... Superman."
"Ok why?"

"Well he has a cooler uniform and if I remember correctly he's cuter."

So the more importanter question is I know this pretty much ends the friendship but do I even continue to work on her bikes?

 

Superman is a facist while Batman is an anarchist. Superman, everything is black or white and in complete order. Batman thrives on chaos.

Which one? Neither.

 

Dude, go wrench on something.

 

That's what happens when your parents are murdered in front of you. But he has to live in that darkness so that most people don't have to. He doesn't create it.
Plus is uniform I wayyyy cooler.

 

The joker.

 

Importanter?


I thought big furry teddy bears didn't get drunk off their fuzzy butts.

 

Kal-el.

 

Of the DC universe I really only like a few characters and they're villians.

 

It's a scientific fact you can't get drunk off Stella. It's like water.

 

Batman has more money. I thought that was important to a woman.

 

At its most elemental, what matters is who can kick who's ass. Batman's got nothing for Superman.

 

None I've ever been with! Looks either. Not other things.

 

I can't believe that b***h said that! You should load her and all her stuff in your truck and drive far away and dump her. In front of my house.

p.s. She's right. Batman is totally ghey with Robon. You didn't figure that out already? Superman can fly.

 

Superman…..he's super!

 

Anne "Oh yeah! I forgot he was gay! He always gets out of his car and high fives that other guy in tights."

 

Wolverine.

 

Well played.

 

Oh, of course, here comes wolverine guy. "oh, he's sooooo edgy and brooding, a loaner. I'm gay for wolverine!"

Wolverine is a f@ckin' pussy. He's the the Twilight of the super hero world. plus he's marvel.

 

Whoa whoa WHOA! I've never seen Wolverine twinkle like a fairy under a disco ball :down: