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suck it samuel jackson, i have one IN MY TOILET

Discussion in 'General' started by tophyr, Aug 8, 2022.

  1. Robin172

    Robin172 Well-Known Member

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  2. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    A realtor, or firefighter are also viable alternatives.
  3. rwdfun


    Where does the OP live because, I'm never ever going there.

    Note: I've probably over used this GIF but there is no better reason to use it than this case
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  4. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Cut off his food supply and he will leave, or change your diet :Poke:
  5. tophyr

    tophyr Grid Filler

    Honestly this was my first thought: Just close up the toilet(s) when not in use and wait him out. Eventually he'll starve, or find another way out.

    But then I looked up how long snakes can live without food... and it's months. Fuck that, I'm not letting some wiggly little bitch scare me off my toilets 'til winter.
  6. MyWayGuy

    MyWayGuy Well-Known Member

    I hope I'm never in your situation, but if I was this is what I'd do...
    1. Close lid
    2. Drain and remove tank
    3. Remove base bolt/nut
    4. Slide plywood under base
    5. Take it outside
    6. Replace toilet, because you will always see a snake in there.
  7. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    You have to Google death? It ain't a damn fish!
    All right, you need to get Animal Planet or National Geographic Wild, or some shit.
  8. Al-

    Al- Well-Known Member

    Can you just get the plunger going and send him to hades the old fashioned way?
  9. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Removing the bowl seems like the best idea so far. ;)
  10. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Am I the only one that replaces the toilets when I move into a used place?
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  11. Mike Lafayette

    Mike Lafayette Well-Known Member

    Wet/dry vacuum him up - bring vac outside and let him live on your neighbors property. :blart:
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  12. SpeedWerks Racing

    SpeedWerks Racing Well-Known Member

  13. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

  14. MGM

    MGM Well-Known Member

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  15. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    Based on the photo and my trip to Thailand .. he was on a squatty. Not a typical western toilet. So he was kind of standing, you just hover over the bowl.
  16. SpeedWerks Racing

    SpeedWerks Racing Well-Known Member

    Musta 'BEEN' pretty well off...
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  17. pjzocc

    pjzocc Well-Known Member

    Where’s YOUR pic??
  18. 88/532

    88/532 Simply Antagonistical

    You should have clean out plug some where in your yard. Open it, then put some bleach down your toilets. Make sure he has no where to go except to that clean out. Flush, and run water till he makes his way out. He’ll find the escape from the bleach water.
  19. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    DON'T !! Or you'll summon him.
  20. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    Am I the only one that realizes that you only need to replace the seat?
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