suck it samuel jackson, i have one IN MY TOILET

At least the males of the house

 

They still cannot coax the females down from the ceiling.

 

Without doubt its not
Western Diamond back rattlesnake
Copperhead
Cottonmouth
Coral Snake
which are the 4 venomous snakes you have in central Texas
The first three ( all pit vipers) have highly keeled scales, yours does not. Its damn sure not a coral snake, colors, body shape , scales are all wrong for that.

It is a Western Ratsnake. You can google images just keep in mind patterns and color can vary within a species by a lot, the body shape and scales match up with WRS.

 

So you're saying the OP is being a pussy and he should have just grabbed it a week ago...

 

Close the bathroom and dedicate it to Tammy...she's already won.

 

Maybe put one of these candles up until she leaves.

 

Wait till it has babies, a snake in every toilet.

 

Is this the new "chicken in every pot"? DaveK's campaign slogan: "I promise a new Audi in every driveway and a snake in every toilet, vote for me you meaningless vermin!!!"

I can see it now- our boy finally somehow manages to evict Tammy and all is well for a few weeks until the toilet starts failing to flush well... he opens the tank lid to find dozens of eggs- more than a few already hatched...

 

Rat snakes are often called chicken snakes , they love eating eggs.

 

Dangerous snake pic.

 

OP must put some eggs in the toilet bowl now. Perhaps a live chicken too.

 

It does look like a texas rat snake, this drama is going on to long, 3 days of ice in a toilet, flushing every now and then, fill it with ice, hes done, your choice of worrying about a snake biting your balls every morning trying to take a shit

 

Pussy!!! Pussy!!! Pussy!!! Pussy!!! Pussy!!! Pussy!!!

 

I didn't read the whole thread. But I noted the date of the first post and that it's ongoing to current.

I only have one question;

Do you live alone?

 

Any women would have got out on the 1st night and said " I ain't coming back till that things out of my toilet" my "Texas accent" so he must be single, I grew up in South Florida, deal with reptiles all the time, any time I live with a girl, a roach, spider, moth, frog, butterfly, racoon, possum. Thats when the girl plays the girl card, everything is equal until their is a critter in the house, or a burglar, a bill, or anything that doesn't let them continue to shop and do nothing

 

Well the snake that doesn’t live in my toilet decided to shed today, so the girls got to find that when they got home and get all excited about it.

 

Really, if it was any place but the Austin area, any Texas chick would have gone in (butt naked except for a cowboy hat and her boots) and upon discovering the snake, shot that mother [email protected], taken care of business and come out, strapped on a set of her spurs and told you to giddy up. It’s freakin Texas!
Austin? She’d have gotten into her Prius and Californiaed her ass back to San Fran.

 

@Dave K
You are on FIRE this week

 

Awesome, thank you. Next time I see her I'm just grabbing her and yanking her out, then.

Lol, I do not, but thankfully I'm the only one that uses this toilet (it's attached to my office). The other toilets in the house are a level above so Tammy can't get to them. My wife is pretty chill as long as she doesn't have to see it.