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suck it samuel jackson, i have one IN MY TOILET

Discussion in 'General' started by tophyr, Aug 8, 2022.

  1. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    Picky, picky, picky...
     
  2. YamahaRick

    YamahaRick Yamaha Two Stroke Czar

    Kudos to the OP for having a sense of humor about the situation, as well as about himself.
     
  3. tophyr

    tophyr Grid Filler

    if you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough
     
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  4. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    By the way, unless I missed a post, how did you determine that it's a female? You don't even know what species it is. :confused:
     
  5. rd49

    rd49 Well-Known Member

    It was the eye lashes and bikini.
     
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  6. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    He was polite enough to ask how it identified.
     
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  7. R Acree

    R Acree Banned

    hiss gender
     
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  8. ow01

    ow01 Well-Known Member

    Easy, he was in the women's washroom.
     
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  9. YamRZ350

    YamRZ350 Nicorette Dependent

    The video was great...my wife especially enjoyed it!

    (not really, but it was fun showing her.)
     
  10. Dan Dubeau

    Dan Dubeau Well-Known Member

    Because it's been in the bathroom this entire time, and still isn't ready to go out?
     
  11. thunderalley3

    thunderalley3 Well-Known Member

    You do realize that snakes are like mice and cockroaches, just because you only see one doesn't mean that there are not 50 more that are much smarter and are not getting spotted.
    Get your welding gloves out and grab that sucker pulling it slowly so you can determine which way the head is coming out so you can get a grip on the head end. The way it twisted and powered it's way out it is a feisty "pissed on" snake.
    Get it out and seriously I would run a true "plumbers" snake down every drain and toilet in the place just as a "feel good move"
     
  12. Kev59

    Kev59 Well-Known Member

    Nice! I see what you did there.
     
  13. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    How much f@cking Velveeta did you eat to poop out a tapeworm like that ?

    (sorry I'm late to this party)
     
    Last edited: Aug 16, 2022
  14. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Everything about this animal says anaconda.

    Could be a deadly sea snake though. How far from the ocean are you?

    I showed this thread to my pops and he said "no wonder the house was for sale". He also suggested vice grips.
     
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  15. MyWayGuy

    MyWayGuy Well-Known Member

    Why do I feel like this is an epic prankā€¦.
     
  16. tophyr

    tophyr Grid Filler

    @Tristan christened her

     
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  17. Mechdziner714

    Mechdziner714 More Gas Less Brakes

    Whats the location? I can probably eliminate all the venomous snakes from your area based on that picture if I knew where (state?). Its a damn rat snake tho, just grab it and pull it out and your nightmare is over for now.
     
  18. socalrider

    socalrider pathetic and rude

    hes in Austin TX
     
  19. Jedb

    Jedb Professional Novice :-)

    I thought we confirmed Tammy was a Rattling Spitting Cobra Python?
    No?
     
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  20. Sabre699

    Sabre699 Wait...hold my beer.

    What she is happens to be an elusive serpent who has one Texas household by the gonads.
     
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