So, you wanna work in show business?

Well, if you got PAID, cool. :up:

otherwise, GHEY !

 

Now we know who Olaf’s stand-in is…

 

Comedians tonight. Caitlin Paluffo followed by Fortune Feimster (Sp?)

This Caitlin chick is fookin hilarious.

 

Make your move on the first one.

Maybe the second one will see it and give you a pity pounding...

 

I have seen the second one backstage.

I am completely terrified.

 

From the tour rider of an upcoming show. I do not understand how folks like this survive in the world.

2. CATERING
*There are (2) vegans and there are (3) vegetarians (who will eat fish) in our entourage on the tour.
Please make sure there are meal options or separate meals for these people. Please also label all
dishes.
*Allergies:
- (1) person with a mushroom allergy
- (1) person is VEGAN with gluten allergy
- (1) person with strawberry, dairy and gluten allergies
- (1) person is allergic to garlic
Please label all dishes with diatery restrictions and allergy informations
(Vegetarian/Vegan/Gluten Free/Strawberry/Garlic/Mushroom).
VEGAN MEANS = no egg, diary, butter, meat, chicken or fish products
VEGAN GLUTEN FREE SUGGESTIONS = plain oatmeal with fresh fruit, baked or steamed
plain potatoes and vegetables (with no butter), plain steamed rice (with no butter), salad
bar and raw vegetables.
GLUTEN = no weat, barley or rye



Also

AFTER SHOW:
Please provide a selection of menus to the production office by 12:00pm. Restaurants need to have
delivery available at 10:30pm. Sandwiches, pizza, chicken wings, chicken fingers etc for (28) persons.
Typical order:
2x Large margherita pizza
2x Large pepperoni pizza
4x green salads with dressing on side (suitable for vegans)
30x pcs of chicken tenders in two separate boxes.
12x Bottles of beer: Stella Artois or Modelo or Amstel...
12x Bottles of beer: Fat tire or Great lakes dortmunder or Shiner Bock ...
6x Bottles of Stella Artois Cider (only if not available please go for Angry Orchard Cider Green Apple or
Crisp Apple if Green Apple is not available)
1x Bottle of red wine: Pinot Noir, Malbec, Cabernet Sauvignon, Shiraz
1x Bottle of white wine: Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigio

BUS STOCK:
3x Cases of still water
12x Bottles of lager beer (Stella Artois, Modelo, Amstel...)
12x Bottles of IPA beer (no more than 6% alcohol), local breweries preferred
1x Bottle of Red Wine: Pinot Noir, Malbec, Cabernet Sauvignon, Shiraz
2x 10lb. bags of ice for bus coolers

 

WTF do you eat if you are vegan and gluten allergy? Hot dogs and c$#k? But wait you can't eat hot dogs. So just c$%k?

 

I'd offer a rider to BYOFF.

 

Allergic to garlic?! Are they a vampire?

But its probably pretty easy to nail the gluten one if they don't want any weat.

 

Nope, that's meat.

I guess you are stuck with tofu and rice. Their life must be very sad.

 

How much if that shit did y’all redline.

 

If it's not on the stage it's not my responsibility thankfully.

 

I always have some Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold in the fridge.
Local store keeps a case on hand just for me. They don't even put it on the shelf. Good stuff.

 

Their parents should've let them eat more dirt when they were kids. Then they wouldn't be allergic to every friggin thing in the world.

 

Brit Floyd tonight. I got a call at intermission someone in the audience done puked errywhere, EMS done dragged em out. FOH asking me should we hold while they clean up and rearrange folks seats. NOPE WE GOIN

 

Probably a bad acid trip

 

Is that brown acid still floating around??? damn.

 

Tonight it's Arrival from Sweden; playing the Music of Abba.

https://www.themusicofabba.com/

Yeah.

 

Who wants to see and hear the music of abba much less pays to see it done by none of the members of the group?

If ‘toe is being paid to be there that’s awesome but I bet he is dancing fool while they’re on.

 

If this doesn’t get your moniker changed to Priscilla Queen of the Desert, nothing will.