Remember the thread about helping people move?

Setting: Office cube farm.
When: this morning

Co-Worker: What are you doing tonight?

Me: Getting all my stuff out of the FJ.

CW: Why?

Me: Trading it in.....

CW: ohhh, what are you getting?

Me: Tacoma

CW: Nice! What are you doing this weekend?

Me: Meeting on Saturday.. not sure about Sunday.

CW: Can you help me move a bigscreen TV and 100 gal. fish tank to my new apartment?


Seriously..... I am getting rid of my SUV so I can haul more stuff...... not so I can haul more of other ppls stuff!!!! F*CK!

 

Haha, sucka!!

I've had people ask me for my truck and trailer to help move that are friends of friends that I don't even know..lol!

 

BTW...don't trade in the FJ with those sweet double dueces! :up:

 

LOL, damn that was slick. Homeboy suckered you right in.




You know that apartment is third floor.

 

And the fish tank still has fish in it....

 

and it's a walk up.

 

And it's in cracktown.

 

And he's gonna scratch the new truck with the corner of said tank.

 

Tell em your in PETA and don't believe in keeping fish in captivity.

When they look at you funny, roll your eyes and say "you probably watch hunting shows on the big screen too" and walk away.

 

and after you get done moving the crap, the only beer he'll have is warm beast.

 

Sorry, but what is FJ?

 

Tell him you will help him but it will cost the same as renting a truck from Uhaul, plus a meal.

 

An FJ is. . .drum roll please. . . an FJ, buttpipe.

 

Google people.....come on now!!!!! All I put in the search space was the term "FJ"

 

Yeah, did he mention the table for the aquarium or the stand for the TV? Haha, man you are screwed.

 

Did he mention his 90 year old, 300 lbs grand ma that you'll have to fireman carry up 3 flights of stairs while she feels you up and gums your ear lobe?

 

That visual is almost as bad as sweet tea!!!

 

Dave, you are my hero