Remember, Everything a stripper tells you is true!

its very tongue and cheek. Its gotten to be such an overused explaination when the bitches start talking about school and furthering their careers and how bright their futures are we cut them off! :crackhead:

 

Jason's is no more..... Dannys (dancin dudes) moved in there.... and the old Dannys is going to be a new strip joint.... called..... SNATCH no lie..

 

Ah, a place called Windsor. Great before I turned 21.

 

Yeah. She will show you everything but her diploma.

 

Ahh the champagne room. I've booted many a guy that thinks there's sex in the champagne room. They get so pissed when they drop $300 on a bottle of cheap bubbly then get kicked out as soon as the hands hit the girl's crotch.

They get really pissed when you say, "uh no you aren't getting your money back."

 

hahahaaa..morons!

One of my favorite forms of amusement is wasting strippers' time when I rarely attend a bachelor party. I think the amount of money I've tipped them over my lifetime is <$10.