POWER SLAP!

Has this been mentioned here before? I just heard about it for the first time today when I stumbled across this article.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/las-vegas-violent-sport-sparks-113452479.html

My first thought was this would be a great way to settle all the purse fights on the beeb.

 

I remember that shit being big in the weirder parts of Eastern Europe and Russia but never paid much attention to it.

 

Seems dumb.

I respect the dudes whose legs don't fold, but still dumb.

 

This is, by far, the dumbest "sport" on earth right now.

 

Gotta be honest, I've seen some funny videos over the years.

 

I just got stupider watching that.

 

They should just let people shoot at each other and get it over with
Give the people what they want.

 

Dressage? It’s white people having horses Crip walk and call it a sport.
Competitive eating. No need to expand, it’s stupid and not a sport.
Speed walking! A group of People polio walking but don’t actually have polio? Stupid and ghey as f@ck.
E sports. Argue all you want but chances are you’re finishing behind a neck beard with Cheeto dust on his fingers and is one monster away from diabetes.

not even top 10 but it is ghey and stupid.

 

I’d pay top dollar for a c-walking horse.

 

And the air guitar championship is the worst.

 

I have a pacifist buddy that I used to try to convince that the cure for what troubles the world is for each person to get one bullet to do as the choose without consequences every day… like a worldwide purge

 

how about the Hobby Horse girls?!? You know how Lawn mower racing was the dumbest thing ever… yeah hold their beer and get off their lawn… the stupid isn’t even close to peaking I’m afraid…

speaking of… @Steeltoe needs to work one of those shows…

 

I'd pay to see an old school cowboy duel in person.

 

I tried lawn mower racing a few times as a joke and for as stupid as it looks on paper, it was a riot.

but some people take it way too serious.

and yeah, I briefly looked at wedging a TZ 250 engine into one but figured out I’d never get it out of second.

 

I set up and raced the Toyota Nascar guys and me on tricycles against kids to raise money for a children’s hospital… I’ll race anything… the kids all lapped us silly…

 

Watch dressage
muted sometime while listening to 90s gangta rap, tell me it’s not horses crip walking.

 

Well shit. You're not wrong.

 

Quoted and you need to tell frenchie le’ othermod that you said it.

now, let me expand on why Miller needs to be signed for Gresini Ducati for 2025.

 

Dammit, do I have to find a dressage video and listen to Boyz-n-the-hood?

 

Yes!