What are we doing on the scientific front to stop this? Nature is trying to kill us, and that's a fact, Jack!
Sorry about that. Don't worry, We're going to start taxing the fires, so that should solve the issue going forward.
Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you guys? Do I really need to start banning everyone to get the fucking point across?
Did Canukistan hire @dsapsis away from Californistan? He always did a bang-up job of keeping their forests from conflagratin'...