Her love for you is like a truck. BERZERKER! Now there will be no more making f%^k. BERZERKER! Y'alls love is ticking clock. BERSERKER! She'll never ever again suck you c*&k. BERSERKER! Isn't it odd how my invitation and you're wedding present both got lost in the mail?
LOL!!! This is nearly what I said when he told me of the engagement: "....don't you like having sex?"
Congrats Jesper!!!! To your bride to be...I'm so sorry!!!!! Didn't someone warn you before you went and did a thing like marrying him? HONEY
What do a guy about to get married and a guy about to get devoriced have in common?? They both say: "I'm gonna get laid ALL THE TIME!!!" (congrats!!)