name your favorite cliche.

The beatings will continue until moral improves.

The phrase "Watch This" while in a car, boat, bike, or in a plane. Prepare for the worst, or just jump out.

 

Beans, Beans, the musical food.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot the better you feel,
so eat your beans at every meal!

(Quoted from my grandpa about 20 years ago at a family dinner, he was awesome!)

 

If you can't take it fake it till you make it.

 

anyone else agree that this says nothing? :down:

 

I think it's one of the best so far in the thread. Absolutely hilarious. You just have to use it in the right context.

 

Nope, that one made me LMAO because it is just so true.

 

Nope, that one is a keeper. Think mousetrap.:up:

 

so u should be first to run for something and then you shouldn't?

seems like is says "be first, but don't be" :down:

reminds me of Talladega nights:
“If you’re not first, you’re last.”

 

Gee, could it mean that there are no absolutes, that it depends on circumstances? Nah, probably not...

 

Never underestimate the consistency of stupidity.....

 

If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

 

oh yeah, that reminds me of someone i worked with.

 

If you can't impress `em with intelligence, baffle `em with bullshit...

 

There are THREE types of people who can count.

THOSE that can count, and THOSE that can't.

 

Just can't quite figure that one out can you?

Here's a good quote: That boy is dumber than a box of rocks.

 

I just might be, but I guarantee you there are many below me as well.

when I started working professionally, I realized there are many folks that don't care about their career's, education or living arrangements as much I did. Oh well, I just learned to step back and say "not my problem" cause its not.

 

Many hands make light work
but
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A penny saved is just one more useless thing sitting on your dresser.

He who lives in a glass house should move.

The dog is man's best friend. Kind of says something about him, don't you think?

 

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 3


fight club quotes:
http://www.quotegarden.com/bk-fc.html

 

I don't know about the rest of you but I'd rather eat chese than a worm! Not off a mouse trap though cause peanut butter works way better.