Most insane story ever

This is probably the weirdest first post ever, but the craziest thing happened to me the other day. My buddy calls and asks if I can help him move a few things, I say “no problem” and get ready to head to his place. My wife’s got to take the kid to the doctor, so I got nobody to watch the dog. My buddy says it’s cool if I bring him, so I put Kujo in the car and head over. After 4 hours of carrying stuff in from the U-haul, I notice my dog missing. The front door had been left open during the last trip and I was about to kill my friend. Just then, I hear some yelping and a bunch of cursing coming one of the bedrooms in the house. I fling open the door and some sick tattooed freak cracker ass mother fucker has my pitbull pinned to the floor in some nasty ass position. Mother fucker is butt ass naked. Dripping wet. Even worse, he’s got 3 small dogs lined up next. That shit is as illegal as it gets. F*ck illegal, that shit is just sick. I grab my dog and leave, slamming the door behind me. Go outside to the car to get my glock. Sure enough, the old lady calls and I have to go home to let her in with the sick kid. I’m driving away and see the twisted freak standing outside in his boxers like he wants a piece of me. Fool should thank his lucky stars.

 

Nice, the other side of Skip's story

 

:up:

 

post of the month

 

LOLOLOL

 

lmao

 

Best post evah

 

I give that one a solid A

 

F'n Great First Post!!!

 

ever.

 

this has been a stellar day for the Beeb

 

As far as first posts go, that one has to be at the top of the list.

 

what?




what?

 

+1

Best first post ever? Really? I enjoy the "How do you do a wheelie?" first post much more.

"Go outside to the car to get my glock."

 

awesome!!!!!!!!!11

 

Where's Skip?

 

This is the 2nd of these I have read in a couple minutes now. Very funny stuff. Poor ol Skip!! or poor ol pit bull.