Discussion in 'General' started by Putter, Mar 25, 2011.
I wonder if you could motorboat a neck like that.
You could probably turkey gobble it.
Damn.... I just about spit coffee up on the motorboat, turkey gobble comments...
the queen...no f'n way. at least if you were stuck in the snow she cold pull your truck out.
Buck, I like the way you think.
I'd rather bang snookie than both of them though. mmmmm snookie
oh shit!!!!!!! lmballs off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like the other one.
Everyone here has standards when it comes to women. So what do you do when a girl wants to hook up with you but doesn’t meet your standards?
remove standards with booze
1. How far from home am I?
2. How long have I been gone?
3. Have I been drinking?
hit it....forget it
They exit right through here...
The answer is simple when it comes to standards. If she dosen't meet your standards all you do is
LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!!!!!!:up:
Use the "I have a twin brother" defense
My name is Putter, I am from the Wera BBS...
Thank y'all for the laugh today. I needed. About spit Diet Coke on the computer while I was reading this, but laughing nonetheless.
Safe sex= rubber up and use a fake name:up:
Separate names with a comma.