Kirstie is on Leno

Toss a sheet pan of meatballs up on the stage and watch her go all Hungry Hungry Hippo.

Might be fun if she had a saddle on and I was dressed as the Lone Ranger.

 

Elephant punch

 

Would she notice?

 

I'd hit it but i'd need some drinks she does have some tig old bitties

 

bring a 2x4 and rope...

 

I think there is still a hot chick hidden there somewhere. Maybe she ate her, but if she slims down some she will be right back to smokin.

 

"I dropped 40 lbs."
"Yeah, from your belly to your ass."

 

She's got more chin's than a chinese phone book.

Ya'll are some sick bastards.

 

She did slim down a few years ago. Didn't look too bad. She's just a big boned girl anyway. I never liked her much, too loud and boisterous.

 

Shim it up with a ham

 

2x

 

I saw a clip on YouTube of her dancing with the stars. She may have slimmed down some, but it's still a lot of woman.

 

And a lot of Buck could get in that...... 2x

 

There are some big chics that are just damn sexy. I'm not a regular hogger, but there's a couple that could get it. Latifah & Kirstie CGI.

 

i'd have to photoshop it before i hit it. that's too much neck.

 

I thought it over some more last night. Yup, hit it I would. Latifah too.

 

Latifah would say no. She likes poontang, too.