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Kirstie is on Leno

Discussion in 'General' started by Putter, Mar 25, 2011.

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  1. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    Oh.
     
    Putter, Mar 25, 2011
    #41
  2. frackadelic

    frackadelic Buddha Stalin is Chronic

    I wonder if you could motorboat a neck like that.
     
    frackadelic, Mar 25, 2011
    #42
  3. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    You could probably turkey gobble it.
     
    eggfooyoung, Mar 25, 2011
    #43
  4. cgordon3

    cgordon3 I need a new bike...

    Damn.... I just about spit coffee up on the motorboat, turkey gobble comments...
     
    cgordon3, Mar 25, 2011
    #44
  5. atomic410

    atomic410 Well-Known Member

    the queen...no f'n way. at least if you were stuck in the snow she cold pull your truck out.
     
    atomic410, Mar 25, 2011
    #45
  6. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    :crackup:
     
    Putter, Mar 25, 2011
    #46
  7. bus

    bus Monkey with a football

    Buck, I like the way you think.
     
    bus, Mar 25, 2011
    #47
  8. atomic410

    atomic410 Well-Known Member

    I'd rather bang snookie than both of them though. mmmmm snookie
     
    atomic410, Mar 25, 2011
    #48
  9. Trimmed Jennis

    Trimmed Jennis Well-Known Member

    oh shit!!!!!!! lmballs off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bow::bow:
     
    Trimmed Jennis, Mar 25, 2011
    #49
  10. Putter

    Putter Ain't too proud to beg

    I like the other one.
     
    Putter, Mar 25, 2011
    #50
  11. onepusher

    onepusher Socially Inappropriate

    Standards

    Everyone here has standards when it comes to women. So what do you do when a girl wants to hook up with you but doesn’t meet your standards?
     
    onepusher, Mar 25, 2011
    #51
  12. bus

    bus Monkey with a football

    Paper bag
     
    bus, Mar 25, 2011
    #52
  13. atomic410

    atomic410 Well-Known Member

    remove standards with booze
     
    atomic410, Mar 25, 2011
    #53
  14. eggfooyoung

    eggfooyoung You no eat more!

    1. How far from home am I?
    2. How long have I been gone?
    3. Have I been drinking?
     
    eggfooyoung, Mar 25, 2011
    #54
  15. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    hit it....forget it
     
    Razr, Mar 25, 2011
    #55
  16. Ringer

    Ringer Well-Known Member

    They exit right through here...
     

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    Ringer, Mar 25, 2011
    #56
  17. onepusher

    onepusher Socially Inappropriate

    Standards

    The answer is simple when it comes to standards. If she dosen't meet your standards all you do is
























    LOWER YOUR STANDARDS!!!!!!:up:
     
    onepusher, Mar 25, 2011
    #57
  18. LabRat

    LabRat Well-Known Member

    2 ways..

    Use the "I have a twin brother" defense

    My name is Putter, I am from the Wera BBS...
     
    LabRat, Mar 25, 2011
    #58
  19. jkhonea

    jkhonea Back Again

    Thank y'all for the laugh today. I needed. About spit Diet Coke on the computer while I was reading this, but laughing nonetheless. :crackup:
     
    jkhonea, Mar 25, 2011
    #59
  20. Razr

    Razr Well-Known Member

    Safe sex= rubber up and use a fake name:up:
     
    Razr, Mar 25, 2011
    #60
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