I bought a Powerball ticket, first time ever.

Soooo, what’s your move? Gonna load up the bouquet with Polident for the dentures and Aspercreme for afterwards? Go on, give elder abuse new meaning.

 

Hey, have you seen Martha? She's 81 and sporting a serious rack.

Grandma love!

 

Where's Cortez?

probably buying up all the bitcoin now with his winnings

 

I know where that mofo lives. I ain’t skeered of no pepper ball gun!

 

HEY!!!! I WON!!!

.... $8.

 

Since I know I didn't win the big one, I won't check my tickets for the piddly jackpots.

That's my Schrödinger's lottery strategy to keep the daydream going.

 

Waddya spend?

 

$20 on 10 tickets.

 

And now you know why lottery is defined as a tax on people bad at math.

 

Well, we play like once a year so I consider it a contribution to the Zell Miller scholarship fund.

 

maybe the state can buy some water with the tax revenue?