I feel like luring that thing out of the store with a stuffed Gazelle carcass then killing it, taking its head and pelt as a trophy leaving his plastic pellet body for the stuffed vultures to feed on.
I doubt kids in Zimbabwe would go nutz after this doll, not when the daily possibility of getting mauled by one is likely.
I'm convinced there was no cecil the lion. PETA and the animal rights/ anti hunting fools/ nation of Zimbabwe got some second hand, clapped out lion from some 3rd chance lion dealer, stuck him near that reservation, arranged for the guides to get him off so the stupid, small penised *American dentist would blast him in the face. They then started up these stories through the american press to draw attention to big game hunting and get it banned. Now they'll make Millions through donations, selling "cecil" stuffed lions and hippy tourist coming to protest. There was no cecil, it was all lies, a money grab. It's like global warming/ cooling/ climate change, second hand smoke kills and the existence of Larry King: Lies, a money grab. * had to be an American or the scheme doesn't work.
I saw a meme earlier this morning which compares the attention this lion case is getting to say a dozen Christians being lined up along some beach and decapitated......all I got to say is thank God the government doesn't control OUR news here.
You fools think that just because you have enjoyed delicious cat meat in your kung pao "chicken", it's going to be the same but bigger?
Might be a little chewy, but a crockpot filled with lion meat & onions...... damn, that does sound delicious.
I don't expect it to be the same but I'm good with gamy (gamey?) tasting animals. Stir fried Cecil sounds good doesn't it?
Oh, thanks. I thought the term applied only to stuff that runs wild. People choose to eat meat that tastes like that? Damn.