How important is to girls how much you make?

Is she a vegetarian? Has she ever admitted to attending a dog fight?

 

I knew you were a rat fukker.

But I digress. Mr. Tighty Whitey made reference to a bag of dicks. How convienient. Its a GANGBANG now fukkers!......

 

OK, the quotes are just awesome in that article.

 

Sheeit.

 

Just do what the rest of us do............pretend

And that picture is the same nigerian princess I've been wooing for six months now.....she just needs a little more cash to get her documents to clear so she can finally come and see me.

Really though good luck.
Best advice I ever got was to just shut up....no matter what you say it will not be nearly as cool as what she thinks you are thinking.

 

@ Buck Pic

 

Buck, when you are desperate enough, any 'box' will do

 

doesnt even have to be a box...just a warm cup of water.

 

Looks like a big Ghetto Carrot Top.

 

we should have a caption contest with that photo.

 

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

 

Pretty funny answers here.

Mongo is right on. I love Rubber Chicken's comment about sincerity.

I met my wife by going out with one of her close friends. My wife's friend said she wanted to be friends, so I figured, she's hot, I bet she has some hot friends. 20 years later, we are still married, and I still think my wife's hot.

Just be mellow, funny and ask her questions so she is talking about herself a lot. The comment about meeting for drinks and moving to a different place is a good one. My dad taught me that, from his dating days. If she leaves with you to go somewhere else, you know she's interested.

 

Wouldn't it be ironic

if right now, she's on some chick website, stomach all-aflutter, asking other broads about this mysterious man she's about to meet:

CEOMama1: Have you checked the sex offender registry in his county?
Richbitch: Umm, no, but in his pic he has the kindest eyes! XOXO
CEOMama: Awwwwwwwwwwww! (Do It!)
AyeMami77: Any idea what he does for a living?
Richbitch: He said he's an entrepeneur...
CEOMama: Meaning?
DebbieDwnr: He's on food stamps!
Richbitch: Shut up Deb!!
CEOMama: Seriously. Background search. Just sayin'
AyeMami77: See if he has a cute friend who likes BBW's!
Richbitch: I will, I will
DebbieDwnr: Have you asked him any "Test Questions" yet?
Richbitch: Well, umm, no. Not yet, but you know I will!
CEOMama: You know the first one to ask, right? This will tell you everything you need to know...
Richbitch: You mean...
AyeMami: Uhh-huh.
Richbitch: Is he close to his family?
DebbieDwnr: No, dummy. Why is he not married yet?!!
CEOMama: If he says it's because he just hasn't found the right one yet - that's a very, very, VERY bad sign...
Richbitch: Wait, What?
AyeMami: Means he's a playa!!
Debbiedwnr: All I know is the last guy that asked me out tried to get me to go to a place for drinks, then a place for dinner, then a place for coffee.
Oy Vey, my feet were killing me.
AyeMami: Maybe if you wore shoes that weren't 2 sizes too small.
DebbieDwnr: Bitch, take that back!!

 

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

Lie to her, because she is already lying to you

 

CEOMama1: Have you checked the sex offender registry in his county?
Richbitch: Umm, no, but in his pic he has the kindest eyes! XOXO
CEOMama: Awwwwwwwwwwww! (Do It!)
AyeMami77: Any idea what he does for a living?
Richbitch: He said he's an entrepeneur...
CEOMama: Meaning?
DebbieDwnr: He's on food stamps!
Richbitch: Shut up Deb!!
CEOMama: Seriously. Background search. Just sayin'
AyeMami77: See if he has a cute friend who likes BBW's!
Richbitch: I will, I will
DebbieDwnr: Have you asked him any "Test Questions" yet?
Richbitch: Well, umm, no. Not yet, but you know I will!
CEOMama: You know the first one to ask, right? This will tell you everything you need to know...
Richbitch: You mean...
AyeMami: Uhh-huh.
Richbitch: Is he close to his family?
DebbieDwnr: No, dummy. Why is he not married yet?!!
CEOMama: If he says it's because he just hasn't found the right one yet - that's a very, very, VERY bad sign...
Richbitch: Wait, What?
AyeMami: Means he's a playa!!
Debbiedwnr: All I know is the last guy that asked me out tried to get me to go to a place for drinks, then a place for dinner, then a place for coffee.
Oy Vey, my feet were killing me.
AyeMami: Maybe if you wore shoes that weren't 2 sizes too small.
DebbieDwnr: Bitch, take that back!!

That is AWESOME!
(I will be laughing about this "exchange" tomorrow!)

 

HaHaHa

 

im glad you got that, i was only kidding. If she is for real then she wont give a shit.

 

About my sex-offender status?