Healthy Diet for Racers

Discussion in 'General' started by SpongeBob WeaselPants, Nov 26, 2002.

  1. SpongeBob WeaselPants

    SpongeBob WeaselPants Bohemian Ass-Clown

    DIETS AND DYING:
    The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
    CONCLUSION:
    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
  2. Madmike

    Madmike Drunk Member

    So are you saying Im goind to die of a heart attack:(

    Maybe I better start speaking Italian again and make my chances a little better.:D
     
  3. john ross

    john ross Well-Known Member

    beer and a hot women for the road ....:D :)
     

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