Dear Delta Airlines

Eff it. I will do it. WTF do.i have to live for.
Just get the damn engines started. I can take it from there.

 

It's SkyPesos now.

 

Sounds like an application for employment to Germanwings airline.

 

Well if you weren’t trying to get some tail from the lady you drove to Colorado, you wouldn’t have missed that meeting with the teachers.

Take some responsibility for your actions.

 

Somebody had to say it.

 

I delivered her “tail”, and that of the three cats, the dawg and six chickens that tagged along, to her husband…

And she chased me. Spent the whole time staring at my huge white ass.

 

Hey, none of us here are recommending you chase married women....that is all up to you.

 

Pushed the old people in the wheel chairs today because ground people didn't show. Also had to call the fuel farm to get additional gas because a last minute special TAF came out requiring an alternate. The gate agent didn't know how to do this so instead of sitting around I just did it . Did all this and still got the plane ready and landed 10 mins early. We're generally trying to pick up the slack when the ball gets dropped but I can't speak for everyone.

Seems like minimal effort is the name of the game for a lot of people these days.

 

Be nice to the poor people in economy sections on international flights when a stewardess has fun and treats you similar, LOL. got to love certain not domestic airlines

 

We'll all you need now is , clothes, flip flops, a passport, money, and a little bit of street smarts can truley, travel to any country on a days notice because you have an American passport.. Leaving for Africa on Wednesday on a 2 month round trip with no in-betweens yet, but the US is awesome depending on what you want, so many cool places to visit here

 

damn near effin everyone it seems.

seems like anyone under 50 thinks they should be a Kardashian and just look pretty and post selfies and make $100,000,000 a year.

 

You could have rescheduled the appointment at the happy ending massage parlor

 

I think you're Butt-Hurt! You probably are the reason the Dungeon was shut down. Damn Hippy

 

Don’t forget I was on the grassy knoll, and stuck Jesus with a pointy stick.

 

Thats ironic. As i flew into MSP Monday night, incoming flight was delayed so we were delayed 1.5 hours. Outbound flight yesterday….1 hour delay due to an incoming delayed flight. On Delta.

then they send out that dumbass email “we wanna hear from you…”. No you don’t.

people bitch because we saw how it can be. On time fights, less breakdowns, workers cared.

 

PETA will eventually catch up to you!

 

Ever notice how the idiots who can’t grasp biological realities put more value on non-human life?

It’s nice to see that non-human life forms aren’t that dumb.

 

Go wash yer hands.

 

People Eating Tasty Animals?

 

I have seen zero evidence that you were ever that cool.