Dear Canadian hockey fans: You have everything to lose

Max Pacioretty disapproved message here!

F all Habs fans here, btw!

 

Kill Canada!

 

The good: CAN gave us Patrice Bergeron

The bad: everything else!

 

I'm not crazy about your bacon either

RUSH makes up for it though

 

Kill the aardvark, death to canada, piss on the ashes!

 

Felicity Smoak was brought to us by Canada.

 

Who that? Another big assed yuck monster that pops papa's weasel?

 

Some guys like women who look like women, some guys like women who look like prepubescent boys. It's OK, it doesn't make you a pedophile.

 

OK, throw in Kate, from Lost.

 

Dude, some of the chicks you get all Goefeuchtebleu about look like giant meat bags. You see a meat sack and get all excited. I see them and think "cool, a walking moon bounce."

 

If Evangeline Lilly doesn't make your pants happy you are probably dead. She is pretty fine...

 

I knew that was coming!

Canuck men won gold in curling
Is that even a sport?

 

She's the new chick in the second Hobbit movie.

I haven't seen the movie yet, so I don't know if they made her some sort of troll.

 

No. It's housework.

 

Part 1 was awful. A CGI filled borefest that left me rooting for the film makers to all get Cholera.