Covid19 PSA

As if you've never had a girl give you such a dry HJ, it looks like you have sunburn when she's done. Raise your hand if you've been in that situation, but don't want to give her the heads up for fear she'll just stop all together.

 

On just this one page we’ve got LEGO’s, blowjobs, handjobs, killing people over 80, spiders involved in hand jobs, offshore platforms, Jr High pedo shit, and a pastor going to jail.

 

Hey Chris...find a pic on the net of the kind you work on and post it up.

 

Big Jay Oakerson talks about getting a handjob from a lesbian in Alaska. Pretty funny stuff

 

Stop trying to run my life!

 

Not mine, but this is a Drillship.

It’s hard to fathom the size from a picture. But for reference, see those 2 orange lifeboats on the side? Each of those hold 75 people. They are pretty good size, and look like little toys.

 

The old folks are raw doggin some randoms.

 

Oh.... Just to be on topic.... If it wasn't mentioned...Maryland issued stay at home order today. I have no clue how that changes anything other than they can issue citations now

 

Russian checkpoint near Samara.

 

As a small business owner, we are going to stay open until we are forced to close. We will obey the order if we are forced to.

That's what is different.

 

That's a lot of Legos!

 

That's the ballpark I'm in, numbers in the range of a bad flu season.

 

Meh...post up a picture of Pioneering Spirit next to that (or Pieter Schelte if you prefer)

 

Wax on, wax off.

 

Love that movie.

 

Hard to read the name in the picture, but I think this is it?

https://www.deepwater.com/Documents/RigSpecs/Deepwater Poseidon.pdf

Meh... USS Kitty Hawk (CV-63) was about half again as long... less mass though, oddly enough. Must be some heavy-ass shit on a RIG...

True story: I moved the entire Kitty Hawk with one hand....


... on the throttle valve in 4 Main Machinery Room.

 

A celebration of life indeed.

 

It worked in 1918.....it would've worked now too.

 

Wearing a mask makes more sense than telling everybody in the fucking world to go home. GTFO with that bullshit.