Caption Contest

$18 million a year doesn't but very much anymore...

 

I'm gonna wreck every hooker in Vegas this weekend. Twice.

 

FML

 

At least I don't play for the fucking Vikings.

 

Da Bears!

 

If Ditka was still alive, he would kick my ass through my shoulder pads.

What? Ditka's still alive?

Fuck! :down:

 

The Tony Romo of the midwest.

 

I've been wrecked like a Vegas hooker.. twice

 

*Space Balls; Princess Vespa voice*

"Nobody know the trouble Ive seen..."

 

"Day 6, Im still Jay Cutler, Im starting to think I may never wake up from this nightmare."


along those same lines;

Totem didn't keep spinning; realized you really are awake.

 

Unable to "put right what once went wrong." Dr. Sam Beckett is stuck in Jay Cutler unable to leap again.

 

I could have been Brett Favre.

 

Why in the hell do I make 2.5 million this year more than Peyton Manning does?

 

"I hear Metalhead is feeling bad, sure hope he gets better soon"

 

I wonder if it's too late to get on "Dancing with the Stars."

 

I think I have Ebola

 

I hope no one saw me knock over 'toe's motorcycle.

 

Jay's a pretty nice dude ain't he?