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Everytime I see someone with a hog ring, I think of a knock knock joke.

 

Can someone explain the whole ring in the nose thing? Why would somebody do it? They are called hog rings for a reason, to prevent hogs from rooting stuff up because that's what pigs do. They are put in a bull's nose to be able to control crazy. Why would a person want one? To stop rooting, control out of control crazy, fashion statement? I just don't get it.

 

Sounds like you're just phobic.

 

You might be right, I don't have any perforations or ink, but I still don't get the whole nose ring thing. I don't dislike many piercings and there are some really cool tattoos out there. I don't want any for myself at this point, but there is, at least, some rational behind the art.

 

maybe they are telling you who they are, so believe them

 

Shit you not.

Was reading an article this morning while the shortie was getting her final school preparations going, about how popular tattoo removal has gotten.

You know, since people are so fucking fickle.

Next thing I know little miss stinkbug was asking me if we can put a temporary tattoo on her face before she goes to school.

I love it when I get to talk current events with my kids and give them some insight into decision making and consequences.

 

Isn't this a redundant statement?

 

Hey, at least it was a temporary tattoo she wanted.

 

https://www.theblaze.com/news/florida-woman-tinder-date-fire-naked

 

Cra-Cra!!!

 

'nother day in Flori-duh

 

What's the training wheel for?

 

Well look at those skinny-assed chicken legs. Maybe it helps him hold the bike up on that tire's flat spot.

 

That some type of wheelie catcher thing

 

Musta caught those hot pants of his.

 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1069528967417634?mibextid=0NULKw&fs=e&s=TIeQ9V

 

Perfect ending!!

 

Natural selection on full display!!!