I really wish I'd taken a picture. Miss Steeltoe and I went out to one of the local hotspots for dinner. While we were walking along, a new Lambo cruised past. I shushed Miss Steeltoe so I could enjoy the symphonic mastery of the V12. The ebony work of art thrummed along, then parked just ahead of our route. Great, I get a closeup (I love Lambos)! It was all black, an LP640 judging by the exhaust. The driver and passenger got out and walked past my drooling self. When our paths crossed theirs, Miss Steeltoe quipped "Nice car". The driver nodded in acknowledgment but said nothing. Not rudely mind you. Steeltoe- Sweetie, when someone is driving a $400,000 car you don't have to tell them it's nice. Miss Steeltoe- Oh, I see your point. As we approach the now parked Chariot of the Heavens I have to stop and stare at the license plate. The most fitting license plate ever on a car. UFN-WSH God, I wish I had a picture of it Random pic here but imagine that plate on this car. Same model and color.
YEAH THATS FUNNY shit.... i get paid to drive cool cars like that. those lambos are whoaa hella nice. just with your foot on the gas you can feel ALL the power in that engine even when your cruising at 5mph!!!
I think one of the best was the novelty plate we had made and put it on my friends convertable mustang.. It looked EXACTLY like a genuine Ohio plate sans tags. IMGAYRU He got PULLED OVER with it on after about two weeks... Cop says "Could you please step out of your car and come back here to me Sir".. Cop points to plate... "Sir, I think you've been had" Bob... "OMG.. no wonder guys have been blowing kisses at me! I'm and going to kill someone"... Cop..laughing his ass off at this point says...."I do belive you have the motive for that crime based on what I'm seeing" The Cop got a screwdriver and took the fake plate off exposing the real one and told Bob that he had to confiscate the fake.. I bet the Ohio State Troopers in his post are still laughing about that one.
The best Bumper sticker I've heard of in a while said, if your going to ride my butt, at least pull my hair.