And you can't even drink alcohol or coffee! You have to purchase a membership at a club and bring your own booze! Got dam mormons.
And hotels don't have coffee machines either! And if you're not a Mormon, when you walk around town everyone will sneer and point at you like you're wearing a scarlet A. (I do that to other Mormons too, but only because I am a total dick.)
you have to be special and from Utah to pull an all day double rim job I heard But as long as you don’t go ATM when you try I think it’s ok…