‘Twas the Night Before Road Atlanta

i see that rodger got that liquor i sent him.

 

Generic NYQUILL.

I won't be drinking anything for a few days that doesn't have expectorant and or decongestant in it.

And I await your package with great anticipation. . .

 

As do I. As do I...

 

:wow: Damn!

 

it is a great package.

 

I'll never use Generic NYQUILL...never!

 

i'm telling you, my package is the bee's knees.

 

I received permission for the Estate of the late Mr. Chiles to bump this thread. IMHO, it was one of his finest works.

 

RIP Jackie! nice work Rodger!

 

I just spoke to Rodger. First thing he said to me after "Merry Christmas" was voiced his disappointment that the amount of work he put into this thread hasn't been more appreciated by you guys. He feels it's very funny, and each would have garnered more acknowledgment.

I know you guys probably think I am kidding, that Rodger is a girl like that. You should have seen the tantrum he threw last year when I fed him false information for his fantasy league racing pick.

So help me redeem myself: congratulate Rodger on his fine work.

 

Just make him feel appreciated. I haven't read it either. Well, not this year. I may have read it last year, I don't remember.

 

I swear to God that I'm going to nail both of you assholes with a real pie in 2009.

Do you have any idea how much time I have invested in my posts?!!*








* Bonus points if anyone recalls who I stole this line from.

 

Fine, but I'm still gonna pie you.

 

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.