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Things chicks dig.

Discussion in 'General' started by Dave K, Feb 8, 2024.

  1. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version


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  2. pickled egg

    pickled egg Tell me more

  3. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    Chicks don't dig anything because shovels are hard to use.
     
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  4. fastedyamaha

    fastedyamaha Well-Known Member

    RiTchie Means/thread
     
  5. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Chicks dig serial killers. Chicks love that shit.
     
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  6. Dave K

    Dave K DaveK über alles!

    Beac, you’re a chick ally but also a dude. You should find out and report back.

    @Steeltoe not like ‘toe can tells us, he’s afraid to talk to them. He’s a rock in the Halloween candy bag.
     
  7. HPPT

    HPPT !!!

    Not when there's an old grievance to bring back to the surface.
     
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  8. nigel smith

    nigel smith Well-Known Member

    No shovel needed. They store that shit in a readily accessible spot, to be deployed instantaneously.
     
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  9. britx303

    britx303 Boomstick Butcher…..

    Soft and cushiony Under Armour socks
     
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  10. JPG671

    JPG671 Well-Known Member

    Chaucer answered that 600 + years ago, in the Wife of Bath (about line 1045).

    In Modern English "Women want to be in charge"

    In Middle Engish
    Wommen desiren to have sovereynetee
    As wel over hir housbond as hir love,
    And for to been in maistrie hym above

    Translated
    Women desire to have the sovereignty
    As well upon their husband as their love,
    And to have mastery their man above
     
  11. tony 340

    tony 340 Well-Known Member

    Chicks dig driving their car around with an empty gas tank.

    I'm surprised my wifes car makes it to the mailbox some days
     
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  12. CBRRRRR999

    CBRRRRR999 Well-Known Member

    Chocolate
    Flowers
    Shoes
    Pocketbooks
    New clothes
    Cards and flowers
    No maintenance on their cars
    Pets
    2XITB
     
  13. Steeltoe

    Steeltoe What's my move?

    Yo and tell me why it is chicks will have a hissy fit if you leave an empty glass on the counter but the bish will ride around in a car with so much shit crammed in the floorboard and backseat nobody can fit in there?
     
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  14. Once a Wanker..

    Once a Wanker.. Always a Wanker!

    53 posts on 3 pages.

    No mention of expensive insulated metal cups with handles, with lid and straw that doesn't leak? In various colors, no less...
     
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  15. Venom51

    Venom51 John Deere Equipment Expert - Not really

    I'll do you one better. Why can her countertop in the bathroom be almost completely covered with shit but mine cannot have so much as a can of shave gel on it?
     
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  16. DrA5

    DrA5 The OTHER Great Dane

    Per Master Shake; "Check the laundromat. Chicks like to clean."
     
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  17. cha0s#242

    cha0s#242 Ignorance and prejudice and fear walk hand in hand

    They don't anymore. They don't cook either.
     
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  18. BigBird

    BigBird blah

    this belongs in the TikTok thread
     
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  19. In Your Corner

    In Your Corner Dungeonesque Crab AI Version

    Bingo.
     
  20. beac83

    beac83 "My safeword is bananna"

    You don't know me too well. I'm old, grey, grumpy, and have long ear hairs. No chick under 60 talks to me.
     
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